Never the Twain

Never the Twain

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1981

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Released
1981-09-07
Episode Runtime
30 min
Language
English
Status
Ended
Genre
Production
Unknown
Directors

CASTS

Donald Sinden

Donald Sinden

Simon Peel
Windsor Davies

Windsor Davies

Oliver Smallbridge
Teddy Turner

Teddy Turner

Banks
Derek Deadman

Derek Deadman

Ringo
Maria Charles

Maria Charles

Mrs Sadler
Zara Nutley

Zara Nutley

Aunt Eleanor
Robin Kermode

Robin Kermode

David Peel
Julia Watson

Julia Watson

Lyn Peel
Honor Blackman

Honor Blackman

Tacy Kneale

Tacy Kneale

Lyn Peel
Christopher Morris

Christopher Morris

David Peel
Ted Valentine

Ted Valentine

Biffin
Jeremy Sinden

Jeremy Sinden

2nd Policeman
Cass Allen

Cass Allen

Mrs. Grieves
Margaret Courtenay

Margaret Courtenay

Lady Deveraux
John Carlin

John Carlin

Mr Neville
Pamela Watling

Pamela Watling

Customer
Helene Hunt

Helene Hunt

Louise
Gabrielle Drake

Gabrielle Drake

Caroline Montague
Donald Eccles

Donald Eccles

Wilkins
Charles Morgan

Charles Morgan

Claggit
Ken Barker

Ken Barker

Policeman
Sydney Arnold

Sydney Arnold

Derwent
Eric Bristow

Eric Bristow

Eric Bristow
Robert Raglan

Robert Raglan

Tax Inspector
Betty Alberge

Betty Alberge

Customer
Shirley Anne Field

Shirley Anne Field

Stephanie
John Savident

John Savident

Mr. Wilde
Georgine Anderson

Georgine Anderson

Sybil Wainwright
Michael Stainton

Michael Stainton

Police Sergeant
Adam Wide

Adam Wide

Policeman
Natasha Gray

Natasha Gray

Receptionist
Elizabeth Benson

Elizabeth Benson

Maggie Hobson
Frank Vincent

Frank Vincent

Auctioneer
Clive Carter

Clive Carter

Waiter
Judith Anthony

Judith Anthony

Barmaid
Joan Harsant

Joan Harsant

Housekeeper
Paul McDowell

Paul McDowell

Det. Sgt. Talbot
Geoffrey Davion

Geoffrey Davion

Mr. Harris
Russell Waters

Russell Waters

Customer
Ken Halliwell

Ken Halliwell

Wilkins
Kim Taylforth

Kim Taylforth

Shirley
Lee Richards

Lee Richards

Waitress
Peter Gates-Fleming

Peter Gates-Fleming

Terry
Roy Herrick

Roy Herrick

Vicar
Bryan Coleman

Bryan Coleman

Major
Peter Dennis

Peter Dennis

Vicar
Renu Setna

Renu Setna

Mr. Khan
Johnnie Wade

Johnnie Wade

Delivery Man
Anna Quayle

Anna Quayle

Isadora Beecham
Dorothea Phillips

Dorothea Phillips

Mrs Freeman
Barbara Rosenblat

Barbara Rosenblat

Mrs Hardy
Aimée Delamain

Aimée Delamain

Miss Barnes
Prunella Scales

Prunella Scales

Susan Peel
Daphne Oxenford

Daphne Oxenford

Mrs Scott
Raymond Brody

Raymond Brody

Waiter
Hilary Crane

Hilary Crane

Customer
Rhoda Lewis

Rhoda Lewis

Bethan
Cameron Miller

Cameron Miller

Customer
Patsy Rowlands

Patsy Rowlands

Pamela Davenport
Michael Redfern

Michael Redfern

Fred Littlewood
Elaine Ashley

Elaine Ashley

Lisa
Patsy Smart

Patsy Smart

Mrs.Piggit
Joanna Horlock

Joanna Horlock

Aerobic Annie
Sylvia Sachs

Sylvia Sachs

Lady in bar
Steve Emerson

Steve Emerson

Man in bar
William Lawford

William Lawford

Waiter
Anita Jackson

Anita Jackson

Girl
Susie Silvey

Susie Silvey

Girl
Sharon Morgan

Sharon Morgan

Myfanwy
Sheila Gill

Sheila Gill

Waitress
Tracey Booth

Tracey Booth

Katarina Hartshorn(voice)
Wendy Schoeman

Wendy Schoeman

Customer
Gillian Bevan

Gillian Bevan

Lorraine
Tom Watt

Tom Watt

Duane
Gordon Peters

Gordon Peters

Alex
Alexandra Davies

Alexandra Davies

Gemma
Leo Dolan

Leo Dolan

Postman
Sally Grace

Sally Grace

(voice)
Barbara Murray

Barbara Murray

Janis Hunter
Keith Drinkel

Keith Drinkel

Leslie
Gerard Ryder

Gerard Ryder

Nigel
Stephen Jacobs

Stephen Jacobs

Clive Biffin
Mike Lewin

Mike Lewin

Inspector Bouroughs
Jack Soutar

Jack Soutar

Jock
Anthony Chinn

Anthony Chinn

Businessman
Paul Foulds

Paul Foulds

Workman
Tai Ling

Tai Ling

Hostess
Sandra Payne

Sandra Payne

Belinda
Paul Toothill

Paul Toothill

Harry
Gordon Salkilld

Gordon Salkilld

Desk Clerk
Kenneth Oxtoby

Kenneth Oxtoby

Bartender
Norman Mitchell

Norman Mitchell

George
Fred Bryant

Fred Bryant

Yokel
Doris Hare

Doris Hare

Lil
David Barry

David Barry

Norman
John Rutland

John Rutland

Charlie
Jimmy Reddington

Jimmy Reddington

Gerry
Saul Jephcott

Saul Jephcott

Mick
Royston Farrell

Royston Farrell

Det. Sgt. Higgins
Gerald Campion

Gerald Campion

Customer
Janet Key

Janet Key

Charlotte
Ellis Dale

Ellis Dale

Brimley
Stella Tanner

Stella Tanner

Winnie
Christopher Ellison

Christopher Ellison

Bernie Miller
John Barrard

John Barrard

Arkroyd

Seasons

Season 1
Season 1
1981
.
6 Episodes

Season 1 of Never the Twain premiered on 1981-09-07.

Season 2
Season 2
1982
.
6 Episodes

Season 2 of Never the Twain premiered on 1982-09-07.

Season 3
Season 3
1983
.
6 Episodes

Season 3 of Never the Twain premiered on 1983-10-10.

Season 4
Season 4
1984
.
6 Episodes

Season 4 of Never the Twain premiered on 1984-11-08.

Season 5
Season 5
1986
.
6 Episodes

Season 5 of Never the Twain premiered on 1986-01-08.

Season 6
Season 6
1987
.
6 Episodes

Season 6 of Never the Twain premiered on 1987-01-15.

Season 7
Season 7
1988
.
6 Episodes

Season 7 of Never the Twain premiered on 1988-01-27.

Season 8
Season 8
1988
.
6 Episodes

Season 8 of Never the Twain premiered on 1988-10-24.

Season 9
Season 9
1989
.
7 Episodes

Season 9 of Never the Twain premiered on 1989-09-06.

Season 10
Season 10
1990
.
6 Episodes

Season 10 of Never the Twain premiered on 1990-09-05.

Season 11
Season 11
1991
.
6 Episodes

Season 11 of Never the Twain premiered on 1991-09-04.

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