1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

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. 7 January 2021. 3 min

Let's sleep where the bears live.

2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

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. 15 January 2021. 4 min

I arrested a penguin.

3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

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. 6 February 2021. 4 min

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

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. 19 February 2021. 2 min

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

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. 12 March 2021. 4 min

It bends that way now it decided.

6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

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. 19 March 2021. 5 min

Sleep in my bed.

7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

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. 8 April 2021. 4 min

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

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. 15 April 2021. 3 min

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

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. 1 May 2021. 4 min

Maybe I won't die.

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

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. 7 May 2021. 5 min

Why can't I leave?

11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

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. 25 May 2021. 6 min

Bring me the food. Now.

12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

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. 4 June 2021. 4 min

Something awful could happen.

13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

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. 30 June 2021. 4 min

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

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. 28 July 2021. 5 min

I could dress up like an animal.

15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

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. 6 August 2021. 5 min

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

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. 27 August 2021. 5 min

I'm taking this.

17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

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. 17 September 2021. 5 min

Now what?

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

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. 25 October 2021. 5 min

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

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. 10 November 2021. 5 min

Okay wait. Who did this?

20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

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. 6 December 2021. 5 min

I'm not getting out.

21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

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. 12 December 2021. 5 min

Looks like a real person.