1. The Sexy Coupon Book

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. 14 February 2017. 3 min

Not valid Friday through Sunday.

2. The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu

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. 21 February 2017. 3 min

If you want a flauntré, you’ve got to flaunt it.

3. Don’t Call My Dick “Nice”

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. 28 February 2017. 2 min

Nice doesn’t mean small, it just means “not huge”.

4. Adult Disney Fans Are Weird

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. 7 March 2017. 3 min

He doth bear the mark of House Mouse.

5. Why Did I Order the Shit Salad?

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. 14 March 2017. 2 min

At least it comes with a lot of shit.

6. Laptops: The Conversation Killer

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. 21 March 2017. 2 min

There’s no reason adults can’t sit at their laptops and still have a conver… talk.

7. Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far

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. 13 April 2017. 2 min

Murph DOES look disgusting.

8. Did You Kill Your Grandpa?

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. 25 April 2017. 3 min

It’s hard to come to terms with the ravages of time – and oncoming traffic.

9. Breaking Up with Your Throuple

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. 2 May 2017. 3 min

Cause tonight is the night when three become two.

10. Adults Get Drunk on Wine

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. 9 May 2017. 2 min

Wine: the healthiest alcohol, according to your aunt.