1. Distractions

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. 10 September 2001. 1 min

In the first ever episode of Neurotically Yours, Germaine finds it hard to get some peace and quiet while on her computer.

2. Pen Of Doom

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. 17 September 2001. 1 min

Germaine knows the pen is mightier than the sword.

3. Shower Of Terror

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. 24 September 2001. 1 min

Germaine is attacked by Phantom Killer, but it's hardly a fair fight.

4. Cemetery Flakes

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. 1 October 2001. 1 min

The graveyard is Foamy's playground.

5. Foamy Thoughts

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. 8 October 2001. 1 min

Foamy has a lot of questions for Germaine.

6. Squirrel Talk

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. 15 October 2001. 1 min

Foamy goes on a rant about coffee and the comics.

7. Coffee Stop

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. 22 October 2001. 1 min

Germaine is propositioned by Pickup Man, who she kills.

8. Almost Serious Suicide

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. 29 October 2001. 1 min

Germaine's about to commit suicide, and Foamy isn't helping.

9. A Postal Event

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. 5 November 2001. 1 min

Foamy tries to find out who smells like crap, and uncovers a terrorist in the process.

10. Club Advice

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. 12 November 2001. 1 min

Germaine and Foamy attend a club, which Foamy thinks is pointless.

11. The Lollipop

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. 19 November 2001. 1 min

Germaine steals a lollipop from Lollipop Boy, who is then killed.

12. A Musical View

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. 26 November 2001. 1 min

Foamy has something to say about music.

13. Foamy Fan Mail

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. 3 December 2001. 1 min

Foamy recieves emails from fans, both valid and horny.

14. Hypnotic Foamy

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. 10 December 2001. 1 min

Foamy becomes frustrated when his hypnotizing book doesn't work on Germaine.

15. 5 More Minutes

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. 17 December 2001. 1 min

Germaine's too sleepy to give Foamy a ride to the bagel shop.

16. Form Letter

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. 24 December 2001. 1 min

Germaine isn't too happy that her poetry wasn't accepted.

17. A Poetic Meal

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. 31 December 2001. 1 min

Germaine orders fast food poetically.

18. Foamy Fan Mail II (Postage Due)

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. 7 January 2002. 1 min

Foamy returns with a second set of letters. It won't be long until people start asking for Germaine getting naked, though.

19. Gas-E-Pop

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. 14 January 2002. 1 min

Germaine drinks a bottle of Gas-E-Pop and starts burping profusely. Foamy is not amused.

20. The Wallet

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. 21 January 2002. 1 min

Foamy finds a wallet.

28. Spell-A-Casters

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. 3 February 2003. 1 min

Foamy complains about Germain's attempts at witchcraft.

45. Foamy's Rant III

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. 2 June 2003. 1 min

Foamy's sick of reality TV as it is, so he invents The Snuff Channel.

46. Eye Stigmata

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. 9 June 2003. 1 min

Germaine picks out new glasses while Pillz-E discusses the finer points of the disorder "sigmata of the eye".

47. Foamy Fan Mail V (Ashes To Ash)

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. 16 June 2003. 1 min

Foamy is exhasperated from all the fan mail.

48. Creative Issues

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. 23 June 2003. 1 min

Foamy is dying to go to the creamy cheesy sale, and Germaine is actually dying.

49. Hospital Stay

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. 30 June 2003. 1 min

Foamy visits Germaine in the hospital while she recovers from a heart attack.

50. Kavorkian Scarf

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. 7 July 2003. 1 min

Pillz-E mistakens a blood pressure cuff for a Kavorkian Scarf, while Germaine is still recovering from her heart attack.

51. Do's & Don'ts

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. 14 July 2003. 1 min

Germaine gets specific instructions she needs to follow from her doctor

52. Squirrel Songs

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. 21 July 2003. 1 min

Foamy is trying to raise money for the Card Cult by singing squirrelly songs.

57. Tech-Support

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. 25 August 2003. 1 min

Foamy calls tech support to help fix his computer.

60. Amityville Toaster

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. 15 September 2003. 1 min

Foamy show Germaine the Amityville toaster.

77. Biggest Fear

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. 12 January 2004. 1 min

Foamy and Germaine discuss their biggest fear.

84. Drugs In Your Head

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. 1 March 2004. 1 min

Foamy rants about drugs of all sorts.

88. Halloween Hoopla

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. 29 March 2004. 1 min

Foamy's fed up with how Halloween's been turning out lately.

89. Lewd Lingerie

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. 5 April 2004. 1 min

Germaine and Begley have a bit of fun taunting Anchovie in a lingerie store.

91. Summoning Santa

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. 19 April 2004. 1 min

In an attempt to bring Santa to her house, Germaine brings a very annoyed elf instead.

92. Exotic Chocolates

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. 26 April 2004. 1 min

Germaine gets a box of specialty chocolates from Anchovie.

93. Hatta's Rant

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. 3 May 2004. 1 min

The Hatta goes on a rant, Foamy-style.

95. Cell Phones & Car Ads

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. 9 February 2006. 1 min

Foamy can't stand people who talk about his or her calling plan, ringtones, people who forget where his or her car is, or people who think "Certified Pre-Owned" is superior to "used".

96. User Agreement

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. 23 February 2006. 1 min

Germaine installs a diaboical software on Foamy's computer without reading the user agreement first.

97. Tech-Support III

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. 9 March 2006. 1 min

Foamy has a "stuck pixel". Mammed's solution? Uninstall the monitor drivers; you won't see any pixels at all.

98. CDs

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. 23 March 2006. 1 min

Four things Foamy hates about CDs: stickers, Digipaks®, security tags, and copyright protection.

99. Kosher Crackers

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. 5 April 2006. 1 min

Pillz-E appears once again, this time instead of two diseases mixed up, two types of "crackers" mixed up.

100. The Fat Song

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. 20 April 2006. 1 min

Foamy sings a song about how fat Germaine is; naturally, she hates it.

101. Restaurants

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. 1 May 2006. 1 min

Foamy likes restaurants, but he can't stand the Happy Birthday songs, the annoying waiters, and the current system of pay.

102. Foamy Fan Mail IX

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. 18 May 2006. 1 min

Foamy's back with his ninth Foamy Fan Mail, and the complaints pile up.

108. Cute Mute

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. 10 July 2006. 1 min

Germaine takes in a new room mate.

109. Mexico es muy Bien

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. 17 July 2006. 1 min

An obvious and pathetic attempt at backpedaling on the disgustingly racist comments made by Foamy in an earlier rant dealing with immigration. Being the unpleasant little cunt that he is, Foamy takes the time to insult the people who were justifiably offended.

110. Solitaire Confinement

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. 24 July 2006. 1 min

germaine tries to teach pilz-e how to play texas hold em. but pilze thinks the cards burn, doesnt want to be blind, and talks about charges filed against him for poking some lady.

138. Mint Spaghetti

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. 5 February 2007. 1 min

Mint spaghetti starts off with Pilz-e eating a strange seafoam green string. Germaine soon discovers that he's actually eating Mint dental floss and cat shit. At the end of the episode, he pulls out a yellow liquid, and says, "I forgot to tell you where i got the lemonade! heh heh heh."

146. A-Gore-Aphobia

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. 2 April 2007. 1 min

Pilz-E confuses the meaning of yet more words.

154. Math Metal

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. 28 May 2007. 1 min

pilz-e buys cds from satan, and attempts to summon the dark overlord of fire.

164. Cell Phones & Car Ads 2

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. 6 August 2007. 1 min

foamy gets ticked off about: star trek hands free headsets, mp3 ready cars, car companies never revealing how much a car costs, clarity of cell phone speakers, and twits in mall parking lots playing music.

167. Child Proof Caps

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. 27 August 2007. 1 min

Pilz-e and his pills. inseparable? i should say yes. And all because of child proof caps. Unfortunately, Pill popping squirrels are at limited mental capacity, and thus cannot open child-proof caps on pills like prozac or vicodin. or my meds, Concerta.

169. Horror Flick Chicks

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. 10 September 2007. 1 min

Foamy, Germaine, and a horror flick. Germaine is ranting about how horror flick chicks are merely idiotic representations of real chicks. She says that if she was in a horror flick, she would defend herself instead of merely falling all over herself and screaming at the top of her lungs.

172. Gummie Bear Graveyard

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. 6 August 2008. 1 min

Germaine decides to pay a tribute to the dead... with gummie bears.

173. People Bacon

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. 20 August 2008. 1 min

Foamy rants about sun bathing.

187. A Change of Face

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. 9 March 2009. 1 min

Germaine becomes bald in a vain attempt on the part of the creator to decrease the amount of rule 34 of his characters

201. Best Thing Ever

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. 2 September 2009. 1 min

Foamy bitches about people some more.

208. Escort Mission

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. 9 December 2009. 1 min

In this episode Germaine is playing a Zombie-themed video game and complaining about missions where you are required to escort women who are portrayed as helpless, being scared and stupid enough to run into hordes (likely parodying Dead Rising). She also complains about the slim physiques of the avatars. Foamy then berates her as usual on her lack of employment, distasteful hobbies and overweightedness.

209. You Boob-Tube

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. 30 December 2009. 1 min

Foamy rants about re-uploading videos, Youtube celebrities, and AMVs. Easily the most hypocritical of all the rants. As Neurotically Yours is guilty of many of the things he lists off.

222. Diet Riot

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. 3 June 2010. 1 min

Germaine finally wants to do something about her obesity problem. She consults Foamy about it who refers her to Pilz-E.

277. The Neighbors

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. 27 December 2011. 1 min

Foamy and Germaine meet their new neighbors. This is notable as the first official appearance of Dolan, a psychotic duck who is popular in NY fanworks, in an official episode.